I'm so far ahead of the curve I'm coming up behind you.
(with a very large axe)
First I was different.
Then I was weird.
And sometimes that made me a target.
So then I moved on to scary.
But strangely, that made me cutting edge.
And for a while I was hip.
But that quickly became normal.
And last I checked, I was passe.
These days I'm pretty unremarkable.
Pretty soon I guess I'll be retro.
And then I'll be gone.
I say, good riddance.