William Seward Burroughs
1914 - 1997


To reach the Western Lands is to achieve freedom from fear. Do you free yourself from fear by cowering in your physical body for eternity? Your body is a boat to lay aside when you reach the far shore, or sell it if you can find a fool... it's full of holes...it's full of holes.

I want to reach the Western Lands-- right in front of you, across the bubbling brook. It's a frozen sewer-- it's known as the Duad remember? All the filth and horror, fear hate, disease and death of human history flows between you and the Western Lands. Let it flow! My cat Fletch stretches behind me on the bed. A tree like black lace against a gray sky. A flash of joy.

How long does it take a man to learn that he does not, cannot want what he "wants?"

You have to be in Hell to see Heaven. Glimpses from the Land of the Dead, flashes of serene timeless joy, a Joy as old as suffering and despair.

The old writer couldn't write anymore because he had reached the end of words, the end of what can be done with words. And then? "British we are, British we stay." How long can one hang on in Gibraltar, with the tapestries where mustached riders with scimitars hunt tigers, the ivory balls one inside the other, bare seams showing, the long tearoom with mirrors on both sides and the tired fuchsia and rubber plants, the shops selling English marmalade and Fortnum & Mason's tea...clinging to their Rock like the rock apes, clinging always to less and less.

In Tangier the Parade Bar is closed. Shadows are falling on the mountain.

"Hurry up please. It's time."

The end is nigh...


Rains of frogs, rivers of blood, earthquakes, tidal waves, dogs and cats lying together, and...I have finally updated my homepage. Okay, the contents are still 99% the same old boring crap, but at least the form is a little less eye-gougingly 1996-ish, and there are links to places where I actually, you know, "generate content" as the kids call it these days.

If you're feeling nostalgic, you can always see the old version here.

Even worse, through the miracle of tape backups, obsessive-compulsive digital packratting, and an unquenchable thirst for public humiliation, you can still see my original, horrible-background-using, <blink>-tag-abusing, thrown together at 3am in a sleepless haze in the basement of the SPL in 1997 with HoTMeTaL 1.0 homepage here.

And if by that point you aren't clawing your own eyes out in horror, you can always gaze upon the single worst piece of HTML I ever created. Note that I will not be held responsible for your psychiatric or opthamologic bills.