Message from the CEO
Sweatshops: Reviving an American Tradition
AUTHENTIC SWEAT SHIRT
This authentic sweat-shirt is truly an original item: a real sweat shirt
made in a real sweatshop. We put sweat into every shirt we make. And to
ensure that you get only the very best premium grade sweat in each of your
shirts, we settle for nothing less than the maximum sacrifice from our workers.
And they have what it takes: going to the bathroom only twice a day, continuing
to work even when fatally ill, and often staying late to do 18-hour overtime
shifts without extra pay. With that kind of commitment, there's really nothing
left for you to sweat about.
THE ULTIMATE SWEATPANTS
El Salvador's Free Trade Zones produce some of the highest yield sweat
extracted anywhere in the global economy and these sweat pants are no exception.
All of our sweat gear is pre-sweated right on the factory floor, under the
supervision of professional sweatshop managers from the USA, Korea, and
Taiwan. In fact, less than one percent of the cost of each item goes to
the Salvadorans who sew it. So remember: when you wear SWEAT GEAR, you don't
sweat because we've already done it for you.
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We select only the choicest young sweaters from El Salvador's world-renowned
labor pool. Available in sizes from 15 to 26 years old. Goes with any outfit.
Pairs up perfectly with transnational capital. Performs under the harshest
conditions. Works 13-hour days for 57¢/hour -- practically free with
every SWEAT GEAR purchase. Do not publicize, unionize or wash with strong
insurgent. Over 60,000 units on hand. Replacements readily available.
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