Message from the CEO


Sweatshops: Reviving an American Tradition

AUTHENTIC SWEAT SHIRT

This authentic sweat-shirt is truly an original item: a real sweat shirt made in a real sweatshop. We put sweat into every shirt we make. And to ensure that you get only the very best premium grade sweat in each of your shirts, we settle for nothing less than the maximum sacrifice from our workers. And they have what it takes: going to the bathroom only twice a day, continuing to work even when fatally ill, and often staying late to do 18-hour overtime shifts without extra pay. With that kind of commitment, there's really nothing left for you to sweat about.

CPTLSM SWEAT SHIRT $24.95

THE ULTIMATE SWEATPANTS

El Salvador's Free Trade Zones produce some of the highest yield sweat extracted anywhere in the global economy and these sweat pants are no exception. All of our sweat gear is pre-sweated right on the factory floor, under the supervision of professional sweatshop managers from the USA, Korea, and Taiwan. In fact, less than one percent of the cost of each item goes to the Salvadorans who sew it. So remember: when you wear SWEAT GEAR, you don't sweat because we've already done it for you.

NEOLBRL ULTIMATE SWEATS $29.95

THE SWEAT'ER

We select only the choicest young sweaters from El Salvador's world-renowned labor pool. Available in sizes from 15 to 26 years old. Goes with any outfit. Pairs up perfectly with transnational capital. Performs under the harshest conditions. Works 13-hour days for 57¢/hour -- practically free with every SWEAT GEAR purchase. Do not publicize, unionize or wash with strong insurgent. Over 60,000 units on hand. Replacements readily available.

XPLOIT SWEAT'ER $00.57


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